“call my name and save me from the dark”

  • (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
  • Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
  • Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
  • Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
  • Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
  • (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

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perfae: ilymorgannn: slutstatus: essentric: w-a-v-e: I can’t believe this nearly has 200,000 notes, I remember when I posted this. It just comes to show how many people agree… ^almost 300,000 omg i’ve reblogged this at least 10 times fuck yes Over 300,000

perfae:

ilymorgannn:

slutstatus:

essentric:

w-a-v-e:

I can’t believe this nearly has 200,000 notes, I remember when I posted this. It just comes to show how many people agree…

^almost 300,000 omg

i’ve reblogged this at least 10 times

fuck yes

Over 300,000

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

imaginebaggins:

e-zekiel:

I WANT JOHN GREEN TO BE ON THE BOAT IN AMSTERDAM AND I WANT HIM TO BE THE ONE WHO SHOUTS, “THE BEAUTIFUL COUPLE IS BEAUTIFUL” IN A PATHETIC AND OBVIOUSLY FAKE DUTCH ACCENT

round 38579485 of make john green find the thing

*cracks knuckles*

sharksinaforest:

morrissarty:

cheeky-jackharries:

avatar-rokuu:

veryscarytwist:

how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS 

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AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THISimage

AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS

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what

MY PHYSICS CLASS HAS THIS TOO OMG